Once upon a time in a small rustic cabin nestled deep in the hills of Appalachia, there lived a remarkable woman named Mama Jean. She was a free-spirited soul with a zest for life that was infectious to everyone who crossed her path. Mama Jean had a unique gift for finding joy in even the simplest of things, and her adventures were legendary among the locals. But perhaps the most incredible tale of all was the day Mama Jean danced on the woodstove.

Mama Jean's cabin was a haven from the chaos of the world. Surrounded by towering trees and untouched wilderness, it was a place where magic seemed to linger in the air. Inside, the cabin was cozy and filled with an eclectic array of treasures Mama Jean had collected over the years. The centerpiece of the living room was an old woodstove, its black iron frame adorned with intricate swirls and patterns.

Now, Mama Jean was no stranger to dancing. She would often kick off her shoes and twirl around the cabin as if she were dancing with invisible partners. But one fateful winter's night, something extraordinary occurred that would be forever ingrained in the memories of those lucky enough to witness it.

Mama Jean Danced On The Woodstove: Hilarious Life and Parenting Stories You Will Never Forget

by Rodney Southern(Kindle Edition)

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	345 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	44 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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The snow fell softly outside, blanketing the land with a pristine layer of white. Mama Jean sat by the woodstove, her hands wrapped around a warm mug of cocoa. The crackling fire danced within the stove, its gentle warmth filling the cabin. As the sweet aroma of chocolate filled the air, Mama Jean felt an energy within her that she couldn't ignore.

The familiar melody of a lively Appalachian tune filled her ears, carried by the wind that whistled through the cracks in the cabin. It was a tune Mama Jean had heard many times before, a tune that spoke to her very soul. Without hesitation, she pushed back the furniture, making room for her impromptu dance floor.

With a mischievous glint in her eyes and a smile playing on her lips, Mama Jean stepped onto the cool iron surface of the woodstove. She closed her eyes, letting the music guide her every movement. The rhythm of her steps matched the beat of her heart, and soon the entire cabin seemed to come alive.

The flames in the woodstove leaped higher and brighter, mirroring Mama Jean's infectious spirit. The room filled with warmth as the energy Mama Jean exuded radiated outward. The walls hummed with delight, the floorboards creaked with joy, and the wildlife outside paused in awe.

Mama Jean's dance was a sight to behold. With grace and exuberance, she twirled and spun, her flowing skirts creating a kaleidoscope of colors against the backdrop of the fire's glow. Her feet stomped out a rhythm so infectious that even the furniture joined in, shaking and swaying in time.

Word of Mama Jean's miraculous dance spread like wildfire throughout the region. People traveled from miles away just to catch a glimpse of the dancing enchantress. They would sit on the floorboards, spellbound by the magic that emanated from Mama Jean and her woodstove dance.

As the night wore on, Mama Jean's dance began to slow. She gracefully stepped down from the woodstove, her heart still filled with the music that had consumed her. The cabin sighed in disappointment, missing the vibrant energy that had filled its walls.

But Mama Jean's dance had left an indelible mark on all who had witnessed it. It served as a reminder that even in the coldest of winters, there was warmth and joy to be found. It spoke of the power of music and movement to bring people together and transcend the boundaries of everyday life.

Mama Jean continued to dance throughout her life, although she never again danced on the woodstove. But the memory of that magical evening would forever linger in the hearts of those who had been fortunate enough to witness it. Mama Jean became a legend in her own right, her name whispered around campfires and passed down through generations.

So if you ever find yourself in the hills of Appalachia, listen closely to the wind. You may just hear the faint strains of a lively Appalachian tune. And if you're lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Mama Jean twirling and spinning, her spirit alive in the hearts of all who remember her unforgettable dance on the woodstove.

Mama Jean Danced On The Woodstove: Hilarious Life and Parenting Stories You Will Never Forget

by Rodney Southern(Kindle Edition)

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	345 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	44 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

Want to Laugh Out Loud and Read Something That Will Make You Think About Days Gone By? 

Mama Jean will keep you laughing and crying throughout. Set in the late seventies/early eighties, it is a book about the joys, trials and tribulations of growing up with a nutty but lovable Mama at his side. Witty, at times a bit naughty and a quick read, Mama Jean is written in quick to digest stories that will take you through a range of emotions. 

Every day we seem to fly through and forget things as quickly as they happen. It is easy to forget what loved ones were like. If you have ever lost a loved one, you already know what I am talking about. Voices fade, memories begin to disappear and eventually you can forget what they were truly like. I wrote Mama Jean because I wanted to be sure my Mother was preserved. Her funny statements, hilarious mannerisms and family love were worth remembering and sharing with the world. 

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If you have an hour or so to read this book, you will walk away with a great feeling in your tummy. You  might shed a tear or two along the way, but you will absolutely remember someone you love. I pray that this book blesses you the way it has blessed me. 

Most of us can relate to having parents that are less than perfect and Mama Jean was no exception. This book is a heartfelt and funny set of stories about growing up with this amazing woman. Written by author Rodney Southern and packed with bits and pieces of yesterday, you will laugh, cry and probably even spend a little time thinking back to the good old days.

His first book, My Wife Drives a Moped, has been extremely popular and this book is sure to follow suit. Written very tongue in cheek, Mama Jean Dances on the Woodstove is written for those of us that revel in the everyday things that make us laugh.

Here are just a few of the reasons you need this book. You will find out about:

• Why Mama Jean Threatened My Brother With Sex (You have to read to understand)
• How Mama Jean Ended Up Dancing On the Woodstove
• What Is A TommyJeanIsm and Why Should You Care
• All About Radar Magic
• Many More...

What others have said about Mama Jean:

“Written with a heartfelt nod towards the woman that gave him life, Southern delivers a solid offering here that will have you rolling in laughter and crying the next minute. If you want to read a book that will keep you thinking long after you finish, check out this awesome book. Mama Jean would be proud!” ---Larry Purdue

"Short and sweet. What is lost in length is made up for in heartfelt substance, laughter, and a small burst of harsh reality. I hope I get to meet your mother in the afterlife. She sounds like a wonderful woman and I'm sure she's pleased with this touching tribute to her life!"  --- Deborah Dera

Please take a moment to grab this heartfelt book. You will not regret and remember....only .99 cents!