Exiled To Iowa Send Help And Couture

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be exiled to the cornfields of Iowa? Well, let me tell you, it's not as glamorous as it sounds. Picture this: a thriving fashionista, banished from the fashion capitals of the world and forced to seek refuge in a small Midwestern state. It's like a fashion nightmare turned reality. But alas, here I am, exiled to Iowa, desperately in need of help and couture.

From the glittering runways of Paris to the bustling streets of New York, I was at the forefront of the fashion industry. My impeccable taste and trendsetting style made waves in the elite circles of haute couture. But one unfortunate event changed my life forever.

The Fall from Grace

It all started with a simple misunderstanding during a fashion show in Milan. A jealous rival model accused me of sabotaging her chances at landing a major campaign. Despite my pleas of innocence, the fashion world turned against me. Overnight, I went from being adored by designers and photographers to being an outcast.

Exiled to Iowa. Send Help. And Couture

by Chris O'Guinn(Kindle Edition)

4.7 out of 5

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Unable to find work and facing constant judgment, I made the difficult decision to leave my beloved fashion scene and start anew. Little did I know that I would end up in the heartland of America, surrounded by endless fields of corn instead of high-end boutiques.

A Fish Out of Water

The transition from a bustling city to a quiet rural area has been anything but smooth. Gone are the glamorous parties and exclusive events. Instead, I find myself attending barn dances and corn festivals. It's a far cry from the world of gowns and champagne that I was accustomed to.

When I first arrived, people would stare at me as if I were an alien from another planet. The sight of a fashion-forward individual was undoubtedly a rarity in these parts. I longed for the days when I would effortlessly turn heads with my avant-garde ensembles.

The Need for Help

Living in a place where fashion is a foreign concept, I find myself yearning for a fashionable companion or a mentor who can guide me through this sartorially-challenged journey. Every day, I'm reminded of the beautiful creations I once had the privilege of wearing. Now, my wardrobe consists mostly of flannel shirts and denim overalls.

While the cornfields of Iowa have a rustic charm, I crave the glamour and excitement that only the fashion world can offer. Couture is my passion, and being exiled to Iowa has been like a dagger to my sartorial heart.

The Power of Fashion

Despite the challenges, I refuse to let Iowa dim my passion for fashion. I've decided to turn my adversity into an opportunity. Through the power of social media and online platforms, I've been able to stay connected to the fashion world, albeit virtually.

By sharing my fashion tips and expertise online, I hope to inspire others who may find themselves in a fashion-deficient environment. Fashion has the power to bring joy and confidence, no matter where you are. So, while I may be exiled to Iowa physically, in spirit, I am still a part of the fashion universe.

The Journey Continues

As my journey in Iowa continues, I remain hopeful that one day I will regain my place in the fashion world. Until then, I'll keep showcasing my style through unconventional shoots in the cornfields and organizing impromptu fashion shows for my newfound friends.

So, if you ever find yourself exiled to an unexpected place, remember that fashion knows no boundaries. Create your own fashion universe, no matter how far away you are from the runways of Milan or the streets of New York.

Iowa may have exiled me, but it will never exile my love for couture. Help me defy expectations and bring the fashion back to the cornfields!

Don't let the cornfields bury fashion in Iowa!

Exiled to Iowa. Send Help. And Couture

by Chris O'Guinn(Kindle Edition)

4.7 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	7755 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	363 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

This is the story of me, Collin Murray, a bright, witty and charming L.A. teen who is cruelly transported to a small town in Iowa by parents who delight in my suffering. It tells the tale of my struggles against such obstacles as flannel, packs of bullies, lack of car, hoodies, crazy English teachers and vengeful former friends. It is an epic tale of survival in a savage denim wilderness.

Word Count: 65K
Rating: PG/ Young Adult